Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
37 mating positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display...