Bubble and squeak!
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Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
DUMB Questions Part 4!
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Are YOU A HARD MAN?
Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you?a) Make low...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...