Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Who will you choose?
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here’s the scoop...
Very stupid musician
|August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...