Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Unfamiliar with a term
|These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
DUMB Questions Part 4!
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that...
Rejection Letter Form
Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr. Right Rejection Letter FormDear ,I...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...