Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....