OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...