The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....