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The Adoption
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Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Elephants and Cell-Phones
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A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
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The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...