Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
PC Manifesto V3.0
The PC Manifesto V3.0 Featuring a PC Primer and Revised PC Lexicon by Saul...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...