Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...