What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...