First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...