A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
21 types of pissers!
21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN’S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted...
Tell about a haircut
|The story of someone getting a haircut.Women’s version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s...