Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
Condom Modelling Rejection
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Female Homones in beer?
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory,...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...