Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...