A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...