Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....