Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
Seashore with family
|A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...