yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking…
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. Heputs...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...