How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...