A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
Strong Britain
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Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...