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What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
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Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
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A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
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A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
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In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
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Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
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This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
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