I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
Clean those restrooms
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Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
Pick a starting salary
|Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young...