Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
The results of a government study
|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...