Black and White, and Red all over?
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headmasters and bullfrogs
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Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...