Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...