Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...