Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
History Lesson
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...