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Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
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Rising Temperature
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How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
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Looking For Anya
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s...
Blonde male
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding....
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
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Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...