The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...