Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...