Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!