Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
I often feel guilty
|Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in...