On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Question answer 05
|Our team is doing so badly that “Manager of the Month” isn’t an award.It’s...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!