I’ve got the lumber
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Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
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Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
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