Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Technology problems
|One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national...
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
New Chemical Element Discovered
New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered byinvestigators...
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...