Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Reduce national debt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...