This snow plow driver from North Dakota…
This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...