Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!