Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Reading time
A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...