What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...