Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...