Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...