Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...