Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...