Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...