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“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Restroom
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Shellfish Crab
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David Beckham
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Legion Camel #1
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Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...