There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out