George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...