Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...