GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...
Casey and Riley
|Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...